1. NEW MEAT VID.

    MADE W/ KEATON MONGER AND MARY HOULIHAN

  2. Check out this local paper that me and Natasha Vaynblat made

    Check out this local paper that me and Natasha Vaynblat made

    (Source: manhattangazette)

  3. LINDSAY LOHAN’S CELEBRITY FUCK LIST CONT’D

    Did you guys read this story about Lindsay Lohan’s celebrity fuck list? Turns out there’s more. We at Sam Taggart found the extended edition and it includes the following:

    Papa John

    Cheer Bear (of popular group the Care Bears)

    Subway Jared’s Fat Pants

    Jason Smilovic (writer of Lucky Number Slevin)

    and last but not least, Tom Brokaw’s Lav Mic

    Ugh she’s so lucky. I just want her life.

  4. They’re fighting over me!

Guys, I love you both equally!

    They’re fighting over me!

    Guys, I love you both equally!

  5. I just got the funniest batch of spam followers. I don’t know what this category of human even is. Dramatically sad hot girl?

    I just got the funniest batch of spam followers. I don’t know what this category of human even is. Dramatically sad hot girl?

  6. khealywu:

    angelclark:

    How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes 

    Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.

    The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.

    The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.

    But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.

    I tried this and immediately jumped to 600 WPM and grinned and giggled the whole time.

    This is incredibly exciting. I love this!

    I’ve always been a fast reader, and I think it’s mostly because I am good at visual pattern recognition, and I almost never pause to puzzle pronunciation out.

    weeee!

    (Source: noarmycanstopanidea.com, via alanstarzinski)

  7. This is a real letter to the editor from where I went to high school (Martinsville, VA). 

Real, non-joke letter. 

In print. 

    This is a real letter to the editor from where I went to high school (Martinsville, VA). 

    Real, non-joke letter. 

    In print. 

  8. New video about figure skating by me and Susan Casey. 

    Miss u bye!

  9. You get the gist

    You get the gist

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